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Land Rover Jokes

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In these turbulent times with all the guff about Indian Ownership its important for Land Rover enthusiasts to remain cheerful. Heres a couple of “the old ones are the best” landrover jokes

I had this Land Rover that didn’t leak oil? I took it back to the dealership and their mechanics worked on it until it did.

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Landrovers don’t leak oil, they are marking their territory.

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If you are going to put a Land Rover picture up on the the wall – don’t forget to lay some old sheets down to catch the oil drips.

>Of course theres more to add but sometimes a simple visit to the Wikipedia Land Rover pages can be highly entertaining

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  Thomas wrote @

Why is a Land Rovers rear windows heated?
So your hands are warm when you push them


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